An old man went into confession and told the priest: „Father,I`m 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice.”
„I see,” said the priest. „When was the last time you were in confession?”
„Never,Father”, replied the old man. „I`m Jewish”
„So why are you telling me?”
„I`m telling everybody!”
An old man went into confession and told the priest: „Father,I`m 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice.”
„I see,” said the priest. „When was the last time you were in confession?”
„Never,Father”, replied the old man. „I`m Jewish”
„So why are you telling me?”
„I`m telling everybody!”
🙂